A dedicated Union Man executive was attending a convention in Las Vegas


and, decided to check out the local brothels. When he


got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"


No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."


Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"


"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.


Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off
down


the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.


His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the
Madam


responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all
union rules."


The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
The


girls get $80 and the house gets $20."


"That's more like it!" the union man said He handed the Madam $100,
looked


around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd
like her," he said.


I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a


92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years
seniority


and she's next.